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Have you seen the current popular gross-out video "2 Girls 1 Cup"? Good, don't. It's a fetish flick that makes old shock sites like Goatse look like teddy bears made of cotton candy. Which is why, as with all sexy or nasty fads, it needs an acoustic ode. Beware: Here be filthy filthy lyrics.

The performer, John LaJoie, is also famous for his ironic "Regular Normal Guy" rap video, which actually trumps Weird Al's "White and Nerdy."